| Key West (also known as Key Weird, Cayo Hueso, Bone Island, and the Conch Republic). |
| To be known as a Conch, one must be born in Key West; but anyone who lives in the Keys and has the Keys attitude can be known as a Keyster. "We're all here because we're not all there" |
Some of the local wildlife
Heron
| Tarpon, shark, barracuda |
Manatee
| Some of the other wildlife |
Garden of Eden – the
clothing–optional bar
clothing–optional bar
| Bike Week |
| If you play your cards right, this could be the place for you |
and this could lead you to
| But if things go wrong, you could find yourself here |
and end up staying here.
| It's a strange place – they have a minimal regatta (you have to build a boat out of one sheet of plywood, two 2x4's, one roll of duct tape, and one pound of fasteners), |
They have a bed race.
| They call it Margaritaville. This is an outboard converted to a blender. |
| In the Great Sea Battle, they do battle with the U.S. Coast Guard – and they always win. |
And I get to play pirate.